do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

(via guccier)

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via lustern)

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker, via bastille)